| Russell: | Why does he do that, Paul? He's always doodling during the show. |
| Paul McKenna: | What does he doodle? |
| Matt: | Just weird things, like little cakes and people and apples with worms coming out of them, and a little boy with a turban dancing on some swords. |
| Russell: | Why does he do it Paul? |
| Matt: | I think some bitch is twisting my melon. |